I'm not going to lie. I'm very, very drunk. I had to take out a second mortgage to get that way, but I'm super drunk.
Just came in from the Ellora's Cave "Moulin Rouge" party and I have blisters on my feet and I've got about a pound of makeup on (because I was following the crowd-- I took the "Old French Whore" theme and ran with it. Je Suis Whore!), but I have to give it to the Cave. They throw a wicked hot party.
And nothing says "COMPLETELY HETEROSEXUAL" like beefy male cover models flawlessly executing an intricately choreographed dance routine.