Went to a wonderful GRRRWA meeting this weekend, where Colleen Gleason talked about self promotion and I realized that I'm such a horrible blogger. Apparently, I'm supposed to be doing this every day. Oh, and talking about Alan Rickman a lot, because people just seem to like the guy and they like it when you blog about him.
I can't blame them. Alan Rickman is a pretty neat guy. And you know, I can't figure out why, exactly. I mean, okay, being in movies must be responsible for a lot of that. Because I'm pretty sure if he was a librarian or a janitor or he ran a dry cleaning business, he wouldn't be quite as captivating. Well, no, scratch the librarian part. Librarians are sexy.
Maybe the lure of Alan Rickman lies in the weird way he talks. He has an accent, but it's not really clear what kind of an accent it is. Think about it... have you ever heard someone talk with exactly the kind of inflection and pronunciation he does? Yeah, he's British, but I've never stumbled across anyone who actually talks like him. Even when I was in England. Don't get me wrong, I'm not accusing him of having a fake British accent like some people (*cough* Madonna! *cough*), but his is just truly bizarre. It's like when Christopher Walken says he doesn't talk funny, he just talks the way he does because he grew up in Queens and you're like, "Um, no one I know from Queens sounds like you."
Anyway, back to Alan Rickman: I don't know what the heck it is about the guy, but people, women especially, just love him. I mean, seriously, Colleen had a picture of him in her presentation slide show and the whole room just went balls nuts. And really, it was just a picture of a middle aged guy with a squinty look that I guess is supposed to be smoldering. I don't know.
I wish I had that kind of startling presence. Like someone could just show a picture of me and everyone would go "OMG OMG OMG I LURVE HER!!!!!11!!1!1 ELEVENTY-ONE!"
So, in conclusion: I will try to be a better blogger, I will try to be a better email pen pal to certain authors who have vis bulla enhanced super powers, and I will try to be more smoldering and squinty like Alan Rickman.
Also, if anyone understands the awesome power Rickman, can tell me what it is?