I was leaving Lowe's today (Lowe's is a home improvement store here in the Midwest, don't know how widespread they are) and there was a sign by the door with a smiling guy who looked a lot like the host of Survivor, and it said something like, "blah blah blah number of products, personally installed," as in, "If you buy this door, we'll stick it on your house for you."
But I didn't read, "blah blah blah number of products personally installed." I read, "blah blah blah number of products anally installed."
And the guy looked REALLY enthusiastic.
As I was purchasing four cans of paint and a curtain rod, I decided to give that offer a pass.
Funniest misreads. Tell them to me, people.