I've been absent while I slave towards a seemingly impossible goal of finishing my current WIP before the end of the month, but I had to break my silence to report of the stupidest headline I've ever read. On CNN.com, a headline reads "A Star Explodes Halfway Across The Universe".
Okay, wait, what? If the universe is infinite, as some believe, then how does one determine a halfway point? Or, if the universe if finite, but too large to be measured, as others contend, you still can't determine a halfway point.
To say something is "halfway" across the universe is to say that you know where the universe begins and ends. So, what's wrong with just saying "A Star Explodes A Long Way Away"?