As you might have been able to tell from the list of links just over there ---->, I have a Facebook account. I'll be honest, I have never really used it all that much. I think I have thirteen friends or something. But I could never really understand the interface, I always felt like I was doing something wrong, and it seemed like this huge hassle because every time I got on my account, I got bitten by zombies or spanked by vampires or someone wanted me to plant something in my little green patch (and I'm pretty sure that's not a euphemism, right?) Basically, the whole thing just seemed like a really good way to waste the day on the internet and get nothing accomplished IRL.
Well, Sir, I have a blog for that, thank you very much.
But two days ago, I received a curious email, stating that my Aunt Mary had sent me a friend request. Now, my Aunt Mary is a hip kind of person. She's not like, a knitting auntie, or a cookie baking auntie. She's young, as are all of my aunts and uncles. But I'll be perfectly honest, I always viewed the internet as the refuge of MY generation, not theirs. So, imagine my surprise when I find that A TON of my family members, the ones who are at least fifteen years older than me, are chatting it up and sharing photos and biting each other with zombies on Facebook.
I was deeply shamed, and sought to correct the error of my technophobic ways immediately.
So, it is with deep pleasure and personal pride that I announce: "I, Jennifer Armintrout, have figured out how to use Facebook!"
Also, Jill Monroe sent me a friend request, and it made me feel famous.
In other news (and you may have seen this on Smart Bitches, Trashy Books, but I don't care, because when I saw this over the weekend on the PlayStation Network I totally flipped out and thought it must be shared on my blog), David Hasselhoff, the Hoff, El Hoff, Hoffski, is now downloadable content for the game "Pain" on the PS3.
What does this mean, dear readers? It means that when he is released as a playable character in November, players of "Pain" can purchase a Hoffski of their own, and launch him from a giant slingshot.
You see, the entire point of the game is to launch a character from a giant slingshot, aiming their body for things that will cause the most satisfying collision and destruction. Propane tanks, for example, or an old lady waiting for a bus. Sometimes, there are mimes that you can hit. Points are awarded based on how much damage you cause the person you just launched into free fall, and how much damage they cause the city scene.
Sounds like something I just made up, doesn't it? I wish I had, for, if I had helmed this grandiose project, the Hoff would have been included from the very beginning.
Check out this video to see what I mean, and pay particular attention to the not one, but THREE different outfits available for your Hoff enjoyment.