I am, at this moment, torn between two options. One of them is finish my book that is due in mere days. The other is to spend my morning writing blistering hot m/m fanfic about Kirk Cameron's "Mike Seaver" character and his now-legally married husband, Boner, on their big, gay wedding night.
Unfortunately, I have to choose the book. Besides, we all know that Kirk can't read, anyway. Taking in new information is considered a sin to his kind.