Thursday, May 24, 2012

In case you were wondering...

I am not dead, nor am I trapped under something heavy, my fingers just inches from my phone in a cruel, Twilight Zone-esque parody of my own mortality.

Actually, never mind, go with that second one, it fits the situation so well. I'm actually under two very close deadlines, so I'll be returning with recaps just as soon as project #1 is finished and in the hands of my editor, and project #2 is finishing and in the hands of the work-for-hire guy and my agent.

In the meantime, I have compiled for you my greatest (unfortunately, 50 Shades unrelated) hits. While they are not just me, endlessly bitching about the book you love to hate, I think they're a pretty good guide to what goes on around here during non-recap hours:

There. That should keep you going while I get these baseball players humping.

1 comment:

  1. I've always hated the word humping in relation to having sex. For some people it's panties, for me it's humping. hope they got it off in style. I always hated Fifty Shade of Grey and I really hate that all the "erotica" out there now is some variation thereof. Come on people, would a threesome be so bad?? I'm looking forward to exploring your books, Jennifer.


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