For a treat with dinner tonight, we're having smiley fries. I like smiley fries, because they display the whole spectrum of the human experience.
This one is happy:
This one is skinny:
This one has a disfiguring head tumor:
This one used to run a dry cleaning business... before the accident...:
This one is... wait.
Wait a second.
Is this one...
Huh. That seems oddly specific.