"Something stupid," I said, doing something stupid and gazing stupidly at Chedward.Uuuuuuuuurgh why are the kleenexes all the way over there? You guys, PITY ME.
And no one wants that. I'm going to take a handful of expired prenatal vitamins, because I'm a mature and responsible adult who only tries to prevent getting sick after I'm sick, and probably do a lot of fetal-position crying. As soon as people stop holding up crosses at the sight of my pale, sickly face, I'll have a recap for you.