Saturday, March 30, 2013

Sex, Lies, and Inventions!

Because it's a holiday tomorrow, I've released my short story, Sex, Lies, and Inventions, today. That way, if the links or downloads don't work, I'll be around to field those problems. You can find the links to download .mobi, .epub, and .pdf files on my website, in the Pay What You Want library, but  no donation is expected!!!! I just didn't want to make a separate page for free stuff. This is just a taste to introduce you to Feebee and the Professor, who will see their own novel, Raptors of The Great Plains, in December, 2013.

Have a super holiday if you're celebrating, and if you're not, have a good Sunday!

EDIT: If you are on a mobile phone or iPad or Kindle or whatever dagblasted new-fangled technology these crazy kids have today, that link up there won't work. So use these:


Hopefully that will work for you. Ya crazy kids ya.

25 comments:

  1. GUH. I was super dumb and blew my entire paycheck, like, the day I got it. So I have no monies in my bank account right now.

    Downloading for free right now; will give you a donation when I get paid Wednesday (because I'm super dumb and I'm going to blow it all in one day again XD).

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    1. Don't worry about it! This one is totally free, I just didn't want to make two separate pages.

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  2. Hummm none of the downloads are working for me on my iPad! Wonder if anyone else is having problems??

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    1. Huh. That's a good question. Let me look into it, I'll make a friend with an iPad try to download it and see what happens. More to come!

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    2. The PDF worked for me this morning! I'm in!

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  4. "When she's not hard at work providing writing. . .she doesn't exist. Because she is just a pseudonym and not an actual person."

    One of the many reasons why I've grown addicted to your writing. You validate and encourage my inner snark and spotted hyena.

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    1. She used to do stuff. But it sounded exhausting.

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  5. Is that also where you get to donate just because you like the blog? I tried, but it said there was something wrong with the checkout. But that could be my fault because I also didn't download anything. It also said try again later, so I will.

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    1. Yes, but if you keep it for free, that's cool, too. :D

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  6. Now I'm torn... Do I love Simon or Neil? Gah! Too many choices! Maybe an amalgam? Seil? Or Nimon?

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    1. That's why I choose both. I will add them to my harem to parade across my mind at will.

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    2. Smeil. They were fused together in a terrible accident.

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  7. Sexy sexin', Ms. Trout, yer doin' it right. Many thanks.

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  8. I totally went "oh snap" when I saw how you used "aperture". Now THAT is a proper metaphor for vagina, none of this "down there" nonsense.

    BTW ... your blog inspired me to start working on improving the Fifty Shades wiki (http://fiftyshadesofgrey.wikia.com/wiki/Fifty_Shades_Of_Grey_Wiki). I was trying to recall some minor detail about the book for an argument I was making and needed a quick reference. You would think fans of the series would keep that thing pristine, right? Shit was a TRAINWRECK. Everything not plagiarized from wikipedia looked like it was written by ten year olds whose first, second, and third languages were not English. I've only been working on it for four days and I'm already one of the top 5 editors, lol. I'm hoping that fixing it up will help people like you who are fighting the good fight. So far, I think I'm doing a pretty good job of staying incognito as someone who doesn't hate the series, but we'll see.

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    1. This is probably the best thing I've ever heard. You may be the first example of hate-Wikiing.

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  9. Holy fuck Jenny, you sure know how to get a girl percolating! :) bravo!

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  10. Not only was that sexy, but also charming and funny and sweet and soulful and completely wonderful. Thank you so much! M.

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  11. Woah I didn't comment already? Thanks for much for making this available! I just finished reading it and reviewing it on goodreads. Loved it and can't wait to see where else you take these characters! Now, was it just my imagination, or did you at some point mention writing James May as the Professor? Because I couldn't stop thinking about him as I was reading and didn't know if it was my own imagination or not.

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  12. May I ask who Stella Price is?

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    1. Stella Price is a really awesome author, and she's also the genius behind the Authors After Dark conference. She's a great friend and a huge supporter.

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  13. I have cut and pasted the message you get when trying to donate - Am I doing something wrong??

    Oops!
    Jenny Trout has sent Google a shopping cart with errors in it. We'll contact them to ask that they fix this problem. As this could be a temporary issue, you can go back in your browser to try checking out again.
    Debugging information

    If you are acting on behalf of the merchant, more information about this error has been made available in the Integration Console under the Tools section. You can access the details of this error directly by logging into your merchant account and then pasting the following url:
    https://checkout.google.com/sell/settings?section=IntegrationConsole&returnURL=https%3A%2F%2Fcheckout.google.com%2Fsell%2Fsettings%3Fsection%3DIntegrationConsole&serialNumber=98abdb19-8044-4657-8068-842871ef0363

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    1. That's weird, because I went and tried it and it worked... I'm stumped. I'll have a developer friend take a look.

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