- "The headphones are winning!"
- "This isn't Seaquest, bitch!"
Some dreams I had last night:
- A nightmare caused by I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant, in which Mr. Jen refused to let me name our surprise baby Tina Fey Armintrout. Neither would he allow me to name it Tina Poehler Armintrout.
- I was somehow involved in a Les Miserables style political uprising.
- The new season of Game of Thrones had an uncomfortably heavy emphasis on vaginal secretions.
- I got to meet Tom Hanks in person.