However, in the interest of not just saying, "I'm sick, shit isn't getting done," for the forty-billionth time this year, let me offer you a selection of what I feel is my finest blogging work, that you may not have seen before:
- Dora the Explorer visits the Underworld
- My son's Hearst-like commitment to crushing his enemies
- That time my kids alienated the entire neighborhood with a Nazi salute
- Sweeney Todd cupcakes
- My stupid dog
So, tl;dr, the recap will, like a beautiful allergy sneeze softly illuminated by the setting sun, happen when it happens, and thanks for your patience.